If your earliest memories are of being dragged away from your mum and fastened down and needles and wires stuck in you and even though you cry and bargain they still do it to you and even when you are past fifty and the worst is seemingly over then a month before your check up is due your stomach aches and you would rather do anything than go down that road to the hospital and see the consultant but you can't get out of it because you like being alive and through all that you can maintain a sunny disposition then you are a better one than I!
Oh, yes and the tablets to keep you alive mess your head too.